Riding blind in a sidecar driven by fate

Yeah . . . my bad.

Monday, December 27, 2010

I'm not dead yet.

Yet.

Awkward Post-it note: I'm that guy, that you'll run into on the street and be like "Hey, Don't I know you from somewhere?" Actually, I'll be the guy you run into on the street and you'll be like "OH MY GOD! I'm so sorry! I didn't see you, I was busy texting on my phone, I wasn't looking where I was going, Don't walk in the middle of the road next time! Oh god, are you dead? ARE YOU DEAD? DON'T DIE ON ME, STAY WITH ME! Is that blood? Oh god that's blood, A lot of it, Oh god, Oh god, (At this point you begin to hyperventilate) ohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgod! No, wait, That's not blood. It's unicorns and happiness. You're fine. Get up and walk home. Fag." Yeah, that's me.

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