SPLASH!

     Into the world of blogging I dive! Balls first. Convinced by a dear and close friend that this would be a good Idea. I attempt to open my eyes to see into the water that I've just submerged myself in, Only to no avail. It's so dark, I can't really see anything. I'm sure the water will clear up as time moves on. We'll see.
     I'm struck by a rush of cold, My body adjusting to these abnormal temperatures. I'll get used to it, I hope so anyway. I feel like I'm floating in the void of Teh Interwebz as the tiny fish of information swim by and occasionally bump into me and don't apologize . . . Rude bastards.
      What's This?! A commotion I hear above? I swim what seems endlessly towards the surface. Until My face finally breaks the top, and a warm current of air combined with the cool water Give me sensations I haven't felt since that one time. (You know what I'm talkin' 'bout.")

    Alas! There are people! Everywhere! It's like . . . so wonderful, I can't describe it right now! I think I'm gonna cry . . . No, wait, that's just an eyelash. Owowowowowfuckowburnstingowfuckburn, Okay, we're good. Anyway . . . No, wait . . . ow . . . okay, now we may proceed. where was I? Oh yeah. -ahem- Everyone swims around free of restraint, gladly voicing their opinion caring not for the fact of whether it is heard! I love this place already. Can't wait to meet the people and let my voice be heard! :D



Also, Thank you Friend, for taking the time out of your busy day to read this. I know you're busy, You've probably got lots of things to do. My bad, I don't want to take any more of your time up. Oh, But, Hey, could you grab me some Chex mix on the way home? The one's with the, Yeah, those. Alright, See ya.