Alright Lunchbox, Let's Try It Again.

   Yay! Schooltastical Schooltasticness. It's very Schooly and Schoolish.

   Blech . . . The air tastes of school and school related items. Which may or may not include the following: Paper, Notebooks, Pencils, Pens, And Automatic Glock 18cs. Love the smell of burning napalm in the morning. :3 Not that I've ever made Napalm Bombs and stuff . . . That the police need to know. (Easy one, Lightbulb, boxcutter, Dish Soap, Gasoline, glue. Figure the rest out for yourself.)

   I worry about me sometimes. By me I mean Global Warming. By Global Warming I mean your mother. By Your Mother I mean your friend Colin. By your friend Colin I mean your creepy Uncle Tom that you share the joys of Incestuous Anal Sex with. By creepy Uncle Tom that you share the joys of Incestuous Anal Sex with, I mean me.

  Am I the only one who wants their own Personnel Halting and Stimulation Response Rifle?  (Pictured Right)





CORNBREAD
WHAT THE FUCK




New favorite Exclamation Pictured above.

I've hope you've enjoyed this glimpse into the 1/42099th bit of my mind. Which may or may not have left you with Diseases . . . Yeah . . . use the Cleansing and Sanatizing shower on your way out.

You might want to get yourself checked.



Sorry.



We're still cool though, right?

SPLASH!

     Into the world of blogging I dive! Balls first. Convinced by a dear and close friend that this would be a good Idea. I attempt to open my eyes to see into the water that I've just submerged myself in, Only to no avail. It's so dark, I can't really see anything. I'm sure the water will clear up as time moves on. We'll see.
     I'm struck by a rush of cold, My body adjusting to these abnormal temperatures. I'll get used to it, I hope so anyway. I feel like I'm floating in the void of Teh Interwebz as the tiny fish of information swim by and occasionally bump into me and don't apologize . . . Rude bastards.
      What's This?! A commotion I hear above? I swim what seems endlessly towards the surface. Until My face finally breaks the top, and a warm current of air combined with the cool water Give me sensations I haven't felt since that one time. (You know what I'm talkin' 'bout.")

    Alas! There are people! Everywhere! It's like . . . so wonderful, I can't describe it right now! I think I'm gonna cry . . . No, wait, that's just an eyelash. Owowowowowfuckowburnstingowfuckburn, Okay, we're good. Anyway . . . No, wait . . . ow . . . okay, now we may proceed. where was I? Oh yeah. -ahem- Everyone swims around free of restraint, gladly voicing their opinion caring not for the fact of whether it is heard! I love this place already. Can't wait to meet the people and let my voice be heard! :D



Also, Thank you Friend, for taking the time out of your busy day to read this. I know you're busy, You've probably got lots of things to do. My bad, I don't want to take any more of your time up. Oh, But, Hey, could you grab me some Chex mix on the way home? The one's with the, Yeah, those. Alright, See ya.