OHGODI'MSURROUNDEDBYPEOPLETHATAREWELLPRETTYCOOLACTUALLY:D
-looks to my right- The Choreography in one of Adam Lambert's Videos is quite . . . stunning really. Everyone seems to move as one.
-looks to my left- Ew. Work.
-looks dead ahead- Oh, Hey there :3 Didn't see you come in. -puts on some pants- How long have you been there? Look, whatever you saw, it wasn't what it looked like. That Fucking cat was totally asking for it! DON'T JUDGE ME! On a thought of the second variety, I don't care what you think. Well, actually I do, I'm such an attention whore. :3 Even the fact that you're reading this makes me want to do things to you . . . yeah. Those kinds of things. I'll bring the Ice Cream if you bring the Sprinkles. :D Also, where's a good, cheap place to buy muffin mix? We may need some of that too.
Thank you Lizzie, for answering that questing while blogstalking me from less that a foot away. I'll be sure to stop by Wal-Mart and get some.
I'm popular in alaska. And Parts of Canada. Lizzie is VERY popular in Canada. :D Ask her.
OMIGAWD I need to put movies on my zune when I get home. I have Zero Day downloading (Well, It's probably done by now) at the house, Can't wait to get home and watch it. :3 Probably move the dining room table back, Move the couch in front of the computer table, and then Grab a blanket and curl up all nice and warm while watching kids get shot. :D A national pastime.
Wow, I like to seperate things into sections. However, I'm HIGHLY unorganized. My Physical Science teacher actually yelled at me to organize my notebook. xD Good times, Good times. -looks to my right again- OHGODBLACKGUYINAVICTORIANERAWIG! -hide- It's like Chris Tucker, but worse.
I'm going to go to a Pep Rally soon. at 2:45 actually. JOY.
I want to go do something today. Just not sure what. Lizzie just Meowed. Repeatedly. Mreow. Yeah, just like that. OKAY KIDS! GO AHEAD AND TRY IT AT HOME! EVERYONE MEOW AS LOUD AS YOU CAN! OKAY GOOOOOOOOO!!
okay that's enough.
Friday, September 3, 2010
Wednesday, September 1, 2010
Cornbread.
Today was a good day. Not a triumph of the human spirit kind of day. Just a good day.
Classes went smoothly. I found out I'm a sucktasticaly okay Motivationalist. I made someone laugh to the point that the whole class had to stop and wait for them to calm the fuck up. Which took, about half the class period. Good times. Good times. All I had to do was finish my Juice/punch thing and I looked at him and just calmly said "I just pulled a Hitler." He looked at me quizzically, which was to be expected. I said, calmly once more, "I have eliminated all the juice." He proceeded to Laugh his ass off. His Ass then took a trip to cancun, and hasn't been heard from since. That's going to make things difficult I'm sure. I'm doing what I can to help, which isn't much. Oh well, it makes me feel important. :3 -triumphant stance-
God is girl. Did you know that? I didn't. At least, until I heard the song that told me that. Titled appropriately as "God Is A Girl". Well, it was a Techno Remix, but the message still carries. You know what I'm talkin 'bout. So, how was your day? I'd love to hear about it. Except, Well, I can't hear you through the monitor. No matter how loud you yell. Stop it. you're waking the neighbors. They'll think bad things.
I'm going to answer ten questions I'm going to ask myself! :D
What's the deal with you and Cornbread?
An inside Joke between me and my friend Anthony.
What's your favorite word?
Spelunking.
Who's your favorite artist?
Music-wise or Art-wise? Music would have to be Rammstein. I have yet to hear a song from them that I'm dissapointed by. Art would be . . . Damn it, I don't remember. I forget his name, but I know his paintings. >.<
Preferred Computer brand?
Toshiba. :3
Do these questions suck?
Sort of.
Why are you talking to yourself?
Because, I'm about as crazy as a cat who's scratching a catscratcher filled with catnip, except it's not catnip, It's a deadly cocktail of Cocaine, Heroin, And various Amphetamines.
Do you have a job?
Have you been to my profile you illiterate Cockgobbler?
What's your favorite song?
Feathers - Coheed and Cambria
Do you own anything you wouldn't give to anyone else, even if they begged for it?
My existence. Other than that, Little else.
What's your one weakness?
My Compulsiveness to give anyone anything they want.
What's your greatest strength?
The fact that I'm a good listener. People trust me. I know too much about people because they confide in me. Oh the lives I could ruin with what I know . . .
I won't do that though.
What is something you tell yourself every morning?
FUCK! Another dead hooker? The backyard's getting full. >.<
What's your favorite type of Corn-based Bread Product?
What the Fuck?
Is there something you should be doing right now?
. . . School Computer Work.
How much juice have you eliminated today?
About 13oz.
You realize that ten questions was five questions ago, right?
Oh shit, You're right.
Care to go further?
Only if you buy me a drink first.
I'm broke.
Well, I'm not a cheap date.
Well, can you stay here while I get my rich friend Chuck?
Depends. Is Chuck cute?
Sort of.
Eh . . . I've got somewhere I need to be.
Oh okay.
You sure? I could stay a little longer I guess . . .
No, It's fine.
You sure?
Yeah . . .
Okay . . . Well . . . Bye.
Okay . . .
Yeah . . .
Which way to the Ammunition Department? -sniffle-
Down there to the Le-- . . . Wait, No, STOP! DON'T DO IT!
I CAN HELP!
NO!
NO!
COME BACK!
PLEASE?
Oh god . . . what have I done?
-muffled gunshot in the distance-
Classes went smoothly. I found out I'm a sucktasticaly okay Motivationalist. I made someone laugh to the point that the whole class had to stop and wait for them to calm the fuck up. Which took, about half the class period. Good times. Good times. All I had to do was finish my Juice/punch thing and I looked at him and just calmly said "I just pulled a Hitler." He looked at me quizzically, which was to be expected. I said, calmly once more, "I have eliminated all the juice." He proceeded to Laugh his ass off. His Ass then took a trip to cancun, and hasn't been heard from since. That's going to make things difficult I'm sure. I'm doing what I can to help, which isn't much. Oh well, it makes me feel important. :3 -triumphant stance-
God is girl. Did you know that? I didn't. At least, until I heard the song that told me that. Titled appropriately as "God Is A Girl". Well, it was a Techno Remix, but the message still carries. You know what I'm talkin 'bout. So, how was your day? I'd love to hear about it. Except, Well, I can't hear you through the monitor. No matter how loud you yell. Stop it. you're waking the neighbors. They'll think bad things.
I'm going to answer ten questions I'm going to ask myself! :D
What's the deal with you and Cornbread?
An inside Joke between me and my friend Anthony.
What's your favorite word?
Spelunking.
Who's your favorite artist?
Music-wise or Art-wise? Music would have to be Rammstein. I have yet to hear a song from them that I'm dissapointed by. Art would be . . . Damn it, I don't remember. I forget his name, but I know his paintings. >.<
Preferred Computer brand?
Toshiba. :3
Do these questions suck?
Sort of.
Why are you talking to yourself?
Because, I'm about as crazy as a cat who's scratching a catscratcher filled with catnip, except it's not catnip, It's a deadly cocktail of Cocaine, Heroin, And various Amphetamines.
Do you have a job?
Have you been to my profile you illiterate Cockgobbler?
What's your favorite song?
Feathers - Coheed and Cambria
Do you own anything you wouldn't give to anyone else, even if they begged for it?
My existence. Other than that, Little else.
What's your one weakness?
My Compulsiveness to give anyone anything they want.
What's your greatest strength?
The fact that I'm a good listener. People trust me. I know too much about people because they confide in me. Oh the lives I could ruin with what I know . . .
I won't do that though.
What is something you tell yourself every morning?
FUCK! Another dead hooker? The backyard's getting full. >.<
What's your favorite type of Corn-based Bread Product?
What the Fuck?
Is there something you should be doing right now?
. . . School Computer Work.
How much juice have you eliminated today?
About 13oz.
You realize that ten questions was five questions ago, right?
Oh shit, You're right.
Care to go further?
Only if you buy me a drink first.
I'm broke.
Well, I'm not a cheap date.
Well, can you stay here while I get my rich friend Chuck?
Depends. Is Chuck cute?
Sort of.
Eh . . . I've got somewhere I need to be.
Oh okay.
You sure? I could stay a little longer I guess . . .
No, It's fine.
You sure?
Yeah . . .
Okay . . . Well . . . Bye.
Okay . . .
Yeah . . .
Which way to the Ammunition Department? -sniffle-
Down there to the Le-- . . . Wait, No, STOP! DON'T DO IT!
I CAN HELP!
NO!
NO!
COME BACK!
PLEASE?
Oh god . . . what have I done?
-muffled gunshot in the distance-
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